BATVARK PENIS ONE SHOT

Parody of the 2018-19 Batman: Damned proving that even a low-budget publisher like Aardvark-Vanaheim can do a cheesy knock-off of Neil Gaiman's 1990 Books of Magic. All you need is a cast of mystery characters and a title character with "Bat" in his name! Batvark gets a new penis - Michelangelo's David's penis, in fact! - so he can "Go Commando" and have the "fine art defence" for legal cover. Our Mystery characters are Francis Albert! Joe (The Joker Is Wild) E. Lewis! Fractal Gordon Sumner! Common Bloke, English! and The Whore of Babylon in fishnet stockings! The occult has never seemed more cliche-ridden!