NOT TODAY DUNGEON MASTER T/S 3XL

You've checked your equipment: character sheets, dice, miniatures, map counters and more.  Your team is assembled.  The table is set.  You have your snacks ready.  Time to get down to business and face the most powerful opponent of any quest: the Dungeon Master.  If your DM is more tyrant or troll than teacher or tale-guider, then boost your resistance with this T-shirt and its no-nonsense message!  (Not guaranteed to work.)