Stereotypes Suck For Reclusive Redneck Vampires

How's a redneck vampire supposed to get along in the world when those who don't appreciate the virtues of a good barbecue come around with all their highbrow morals and ideals? What's a good ol' boy to do? Well, first off, them outsiders probably ain't been around these parts, so they don't know their head from a hole in the ground. Second, them outsiders ain't much for manners, either, when they feel like they own the high road.

So things are about to get mighty ugly from writer Donny Cates and artist Lisandro Estherren in Skybound's Redneck #1 (FEB170570).

First off, what's the harm in living off of cow's blood? Them cows were gonna die anyway. They're the reason a fella can keep a barbecue joint up and running in the first place! So if you're gonna eat them animals, then you might as well eat every part of them. Throwing food away is a sin. And that goes for cow blood just as much as a cow's hind parts!

But no, people always gotta stick their nose in something that ain't none of their business in the first place.

So when these dogooders get their britches in a fix...it's time to fix them britches so they don't come around anymore.

Know what I mean?

If you wanna find out for yourself, then check out Redneck #1 (FEB170570) from Skybound in comic shops April 19!

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